Aug 29 2008
Can We Pay Him $65,000 to Go Away?
URBANA, ILL. - Less than a month after John Edwards admitted having an extramarital affair, the University of Illinois said the two-time presidential candidate has agreed to speak on campus in October.
University spokeswoman Robin Kaler said Thursday that a student group has booked Edwards to speak Oct. 14 on “The American Dream.” Tickets are free, but the student group is paying Edwards $65,000.
Seriously… I’ll start taking up a collection. I’m sure we can agree on some amount of money that will convince him to never enter the public eye again.
- That thar sure is a purdy man
