Caution: Shameless self-adulation ahead.
Today I’m patting myself on the back in hopes that the warm fuzzy feeling it gives me will replace the gaping hole in my wallet.
I’ve said for some time now that we have a responsibility to stand up to the socialists-with-values and the RINO’s that feign conservative principles to get elected only to vote like Democrats. I understand about all that “Big Tent” stuff, but the greatest theoretical physicist in the word cannot hypothesize the dimensional applications of a tent large enough to house both myself and the three Republican U.S. Senators who voted for the Scamulus Package, or the 8 Republican House members who voted for Cap-and-Fraud. Impossible. Neither in this universe nor a in theoretical nega-universe fused with anti-matter could myself and one of these clowns share a philosophical plank. I believe in smaller government and more freedom; they do not.
Enter Gov. Charlie Crist of Florida. Chuck and his perpetual tan were elected as “Republicans” in 2006. These days, however, they get higher approval ratings from Democrats than from Republicans in Florida. That’s because he’s spent the last three years taking a leak on the conservatives who elected him. His crowning moment came when he stood next to Barack Obama and supported the Scamulus Bill. I’m not sure what he thinks about the Federal Cap & Fraud Bill, but I’m betting he supports it; he enacted something similar in Florida.
Now Charlie and his tan are running for the U.S. Senate, and standing in his way is Marco Rubio, a true conservative and one of the rising stars of the party. When Rubio was speaker of the state house, he’d send small government reforms up to Crist only to see Crist water them down or reject them outright. Marco Rubio needs to be elected to the U.S. Senate from Florida, not just for the sake of the Republican Party, but for the country.
So that’s why I told Charlie to “kiss off”. No, not to his face- although I wish I had the chance. Longtime readers of this blog have heard me mention a few times that I’m a campaign consultant. Well, I was offered a chance to work for Mr. Tan Man. It would have been good money, too. Turned them down flat without even flinching.
Yeah, I know that I’m just one loser consultant who will be easily replaced by another loser consultant. But people like you and I, people who see the inevitable consequences of electing and re-electing the Crists, the Specters, the Richard Stevens, the Fletcher Hartsells and the like- we need to take a stand and retake our party from these clowns. When they and their enablers come calling, we need to tell them “no”. Even at the cost of temporary sacrifice, we must stand on principle. As long as they can call themselves Republican, that word is meaningless.
We finally rid ourselves of that parasite Arlen Specter. I’ll have no part in replacing him with a younger, spray-on tan version. Charlie Crist can keep his 30 pieces of silver while I try to hook up with the Rubio campaign.
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