Jul 29 2009
THE ONE Comes to Raleigh
Are you feeling surprisingly spritely today? Happier than usual? Livelier than normal?
You must live in Raleigh.
THE ONE has arrived in our fair city to impart his divine wisdom on us peons. As I type this, the Dali Bama is not 20 miles away from me, and I can feel his divine aura spreading over me. It feels like a big suffocating bear hug from which I’ll never escape, much like what our government will be if he gets his way.
A long line ringed the block around Broughton High School Wednesday morning as hundreds of people streamed into the school’s gym for the president’s town hall.
Protestors and supporters of President Barack Obama’s health care reform set up outside the event.
“ObamaCare wrong for NC,” read one sign near Smallwood Drive. “Freedom isn’t free. Neither is ObamaCare,” read another.
On St. Mary’s Street, supporters held up signs as well. “I can’t afford MS,” read one.
Praise to Obama, the ONE who can heal the sick and the teeming masses just by laying the hands of government upon them. Thank Obama that He has come to run our lives for us, for surely He and his government bureaucrats can run our lives better than we can.
Sadly, I’ll have to miss watching healing of the sick, the feeding of the masses, and the rainbow spouting out of Obama’s ass. Unfortunately, I’ve got to pay for other people’s free stuff, so I’ve got to get back to work. I’m sure I’ll catch his snake oil sales pitch later though.
Celtic:
You have apparently fallen for the cult of personality, only the dark side. You really think too much of Obama. He really is only setting an agenda. The real issue is congress and the special interest that have bought and paid for your politicians.
Health care is a huge issue that neither democrats or republicans are willing to fix due to vote buying and selling. The only change will be in the winners and losers from the current system.