It’s Christmas season once again! How do you know? Well, you’re shoving Thanksgiving leftovers into your refrigerator, untangling Christmas lights, wondering where you’re going to put your tree, and asked to decide which of 2009’s large collection of losers and assholes is the biggest, baddest, most obnoxious of them all- the 2009 Jackass of the Year!
Some of our old readers may remember that last year, our first ever Jackass of the Year Award was presented to John Edwards who, inexplicably, did not show up to personally accept it. John’s eligible again this year, but he’s got stiff competition from perhaps the best set of competitors we’ll ever see for a Jackass award.
Who is the biggest Jackass of 2009? Well, that’s up to you! Here’s how it works:
1. Starting now and continuing to Friday, Dec. 18th, nominations are open. You can nominate whoever you like and can submit as many nominations as you would like. In fact, I encourage you to submit several names. You can nominate someone by leaving a comment below this (or future Jackass contest postings) or by emailing me: press7forceltic@carolinapoliticsonline.com.
2. Nominations close on Dec. 19th. I’ll gather the most frequent, most odious, and most intriguing nominations and present them to you. Then, you vote for the ONE person who you think most deserves the title of Jackass of the Year.
3. Voting closes on Dec. 25th. I’ll count them up and on Dec. 26th present Jackasses 10 through 6. Starting Dec. 27th, I’ll count down a Jackass per day before revealing the 2009 Jackass of the Year on New Year’s Eve.
Got it? Good. Here’s a few tips for nominations:
-Those eligible for nominations should be North or South Carolina based. You may nominated someone from outside our area, but they must have a direct impact on the Carolinas. For instance, you can nominate Barack Obama (as I’m sure many of you would like to do), but only for what his policies have done to the Carolinas.
-We are non-partisan, and you should be too. Last year’s winner was John Edwards. Second place? Elizabeth Dole.
-There are no shortage of Jackasses… so there should be no shortage of nominations. And you South Carolinains need to step up- most of last year’s finalists were North Carolinians. Yes, I know our state is swarming with Jackasses, but still…
So send in your nominations and get even with those Jackasses who helped ruin 2009 for you!
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