Dec 31 2008
N&O Fluff Piece: New N.C. Auditor is Tall; Likes Math, Puppies, and Sunshine
Incoming N.C. Auditor Beth Wood (D) was the recipient of some nice free advertising by the N&O. The auditor is in charge of making sure than our tax dollars aren’t wasted by the Raleigh politicians. It’s an incredibly important, if un-glamorous, job. So I’m glad we learned the following about our next taxpayer watchdog:
- She’s a talker.
- She stands over 6 feet tall when wearing 3-inch heels.
- She’s “just a little old country girl from Cove City.”
- She used to be a dental hygienist.
Oh, and she’s really, really confident:
”I’m not sure there’s ever been a team this talented, starting with the state auditor,” Wood said.
Well ain’t that swell?
What you won’t learn from this article is how she plans to be a skunk at the Raleigh garden party when she’s a Democrat, along with the governor, lt. governor, attorney general, state house, and state senate. Nor will you hear her plans to be non-partisan despite being a Democrat Party hack who owes her election to the zombies who voted straight ticket Democrat last month.
Wood was hired by the last Democrat Auditor, Ralph Campbell, who found a special job for her after she didn’t get the one she originally applied for.
During the campaign, Wood criticized Merritt for what she saw as partisanship by the auditor’s office. Merritt fought well-publicized jurisdictional battles with the N.C. State Ethics Commission, and he launched a much-criticized look into the voter rolls.
“Les is a great guy in a lot of ways,” she said. “He just was out of touch with what we were doing.”
So apparently, our new government watchdog thinks that looking into waste, fraud, and corruption in all areas of state government constitutes being, “out of touch”?
Y’know… since this is Christmas and I’m still feeling jollier than usual, I’ll cut her some slack. I’ll give her an opportunity to prove herself. But fair warning- if she lacks even an ounce of the tenacity and fearlessness Les Merritt had when fighting waste and corruption from BOTH parties, I will pillory her every day from then until Election Day 2012.





